problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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