I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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