we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Do vagina's smell?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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