I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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