What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I skipped work to stalk him.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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