It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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