I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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