chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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