i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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