Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Welp...herpes.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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