I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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