just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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