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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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