wakey wakey hands off snakey
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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