She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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