you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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