Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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