he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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