I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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