I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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