i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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