would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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