I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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