remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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