And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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