Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Im part way to drunk.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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