i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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