): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
my shit smells like andre
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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