whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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