If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Don't tell me you're on acid again
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".