think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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