we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
it's like iHOP with fire
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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