This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
we're so committed to being not committed
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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