NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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