I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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