At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
we're so committed to being not committed
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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