Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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