there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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