my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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