Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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