I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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