how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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