bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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