Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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