i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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