i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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