I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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