You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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