I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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