I met the friendliest cop last night
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Shame - the story of my life.
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