It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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