hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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