What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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