If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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