his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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