Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
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